crazy people

i’ve been wanting to share some of my nuttiest search terms- some are really out there.  a small sampling:

in the eeeewwwww category:

• scalp smelly white gunk

• losing blood fast head

• itchy rash butt

• baby spit up green

 In the “yes, my friends are on tv” category:

• ace of cakes number one fan

• geof ace of cakes is hot

• i love mary alice

• geof cake sexy

• mary alice charm city cutie

 in the “crafts gone wrong” category:

• Drunken Sailor quilt pattern

• british crochet + “ach”

• how the hell do i knit

there are also many, many, many search terms dealing with dropping hcg levels.  so many, it makes me really sad sometimes.  i’m happy i can maybe help someone else get through losing a baby, but man.  it’s true when people tell you it happens more than you think- one week in december, i must have had at least 10 hits from “dropping hcg” search terms, and i have at least one every two weeks or so.  if you’re one of those searchers, i hope you’ve gotten through it and are looking forward as best you can.  i feel you.  hang in there.